- Ernie Teller: I seen a lot of bullet holes. Little and angry going in and real big and ripped coming out. I hear a shot, and I see a hole through someone.
- Paladin: May I assure you, Mr Sunderland, you'll getting what you paid for. And you, Mr Clay, you'll getting what you paid for. Whenever you're ready.
- Ernie Teller: Belle Hooper. They both want to marry her.
- Paladin: Well, I guess Charles Darwin would approve.
- Ernie Teller: He wants to marry Belle too?
- Paladin: Before you use this gun, I'd like to remind you about that razor that's scraping your throat.
- Paladin: Well, you should find this very amusing. wonder who it will be that gets killed. Of course, it will probably make you much more like a woman having four men shoot it out over you in the street.