- Black Vulcan: [explaining how he left the SuperFriends] They *said* it was some sort of budget thing. But *I* think it's because I complained that they were always pairin' me up with a white SuperFriend, like I was gonna start super-lootin' the minute they weren't watchin'. And you think I named *myself* Black Vulcan? Hell, no! I used to go by Supervolt. "Black Vulcan" was Aquaman's idea. And I said, well, maybe we should just call you White Fish.
- Harvey Birdman: When I say the word "superhero", what names come to mind? Wonder Woman. Aquaman. Superman. Birdman. These are names...
- Juror: [interrupting] Uh, excuse me, I don't think of Birdman.
- Harvey Birdman: Not my point...
- [the camera slowly zooms in on Reducto]
- Myron Reducto: [voice-over] This is my scheming face. First, I raise this eyebrow and...
- [to the camera, raising his gun]
- Myron Reducto: *Back off!*
- [Avenger is making a kettle of tea in the background]
- Apache Chief: Well, I saved the town the other day, and uh... I saved the town and, anyway, afterwards I thought, "Man, a coffee would be nice." But, uh, I spilled it on my... lap.
- Harvey Birdman: Mmm-hmm.
- [the tea kettle whistle begins to sound]
- Apache Chief: And, uh, wow, it was... hot. On my lap.
- Harvey Birdman: I'll bet...
- Apache Chief: Hotness... Crotch... Ouch!
- Harvey Birdman: Yeah, I... Ohhhh! W - Are you trying to say...?
- Apache Chief: I can no longer... enlarge.
- [the tea kettle whistle plaintively decays into silence]
- Harvey Birdman: [crossing his legs and wincing] Oh! Ohhh! Ohhhhh! Let's all go to the mountains, huh?
- [Apache Chief watches apprehensively as Avenger walks by with the tea service]
- Harvey Birdman: I'll take the case! Nothing, huh? Not even first thing in the morning; little neeneeneeneeneey?
- Harvey Birdman: You stated that you had express knowledge of one of the more familiar Superfriend's whereabouts - a Wonder Woman, I believe?
- Zan: Um, that's correct. Uh, she was at home.
- Harvey Birdman: Any idea why she wouldn't have answered the town's distress call?
- Zan: Well, she said she really needed some, "me time." So she unplugged her communicator and... and took a bath.
- Harvey Birdman: How do you happen to know this?
- Zan: I was... I, I was the bathwater.
- [Flashback to Wonder Woman taking a bath and Zan as the water]
- Zan: [giggles] Form of a washrag!