- Phil Ken Sebben: Birdman, this is Dvd, our new efficiency expert.
- Harvey Birdman: Interesting name. Norweg...?
- Dvd: [briskly interrupting] Was "David". I eliminated the vowels to save time.
- Phil Ken Sebben: Brllnt!
- Phil Ken Sebben: And it's been brought to my attention that you're not using both sides of the toilet paper. You're wasting a ply.
- [Klaxons sound as Harvey tries to obtain more bathroom tissue]
- Phil Ken Sebben: [over the PA] Attention employee! Attention employee! It is against Sebben & Sebben regulations to tamper with or disable toilet paper dispensers in the lavatories! You are allotted one sheet of tissue per visit.
- Harvey Birdman: *One* sheet?
- Phil Ken Sebben: Repeat: One sheet per visit.
- Peter Potamus: [appearing from under the stall partition] Want mine? I ain't gonna use it.