Quotes

My Favorite Orkan

Mork: I'm here to collect specimens for assembly on our plant.
Richie Cunningham: No kidding. Anyone in particular?
Mork: Yes.
Richie Cunningham: The President? No, not here in Milwaukee. Are you going to take Hank Aaron?
Mork: No, no. He's too famous. We'd have to trade the entire planet for him. What we need is someone average.
Richie Cunningham: Oh.
Mork: Hum drum.
Richie Cunningham: [Realizing Mork is probably referring to him] I know someone... hum drum.
Mork: Need a clue?
Mork: [singing] I found my thrill...
Mork, Richie Cunningham: [Together] On Blueberry Hill.

Richie Cunningham: Fonz, I've got to talk to you. It's life and death.
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: What's up?
Richie Cunningham: A guy's after me. Mork from Ork.
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: I don't know. Must be from the east side.
Richie Cunningham: No. Not the east side. This is north of the Milky Way and hang a right. A space man, Fonzie, and he's after me.
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: A space man after you? What does he want with you?
Richie Cunningham: Because I'm average.
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: I told you.
Richie Cunningham: I'm hum drum.
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Yea.
Richie Cunningham: That's why he wants me. He wants to take me in his space ship.
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: [laughing] Make sure you get a window seat.
Richie Cunningham: [grabs Fonzie by the jacket] Fonz, I'm not joking around here.
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: [pointing to Richie's grabbing the jacket] This must be serious. Otherwise, why would you tempt fate?
Richie Cunningham: It's serious. He wants to take me for a bleeb. That's 2000 years.
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Mr. Cunningham, you are holding on to my jacket.
Richie Cunningham: What should I do?
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Let go of my jacket.
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: [after Richie let's go] Because you're a friend of mine, I'll check him out.

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