- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: [a US Treasury Agent informs the Cunninghams that Fonzie has been killed - unaware that Fonzie is making hot chocolate in their kitchen] Hey, you want some hot chocolate?
- T-Man Peterson: No thanks, I'm on duty.
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Too bad, I like those little marshmallows.
- T-Man Peterson: [does a double take] You!
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Me!
- T-Man Peterson: You're alive!
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: What was your first clue?
- Candy Man: [to Fonzie's coffin] So long, chump.
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: [raises lid, grabs him] The chump lives!
- Shirley Feeney: His boots look peaceful.
- Laverne DeFazio: Yeah.
- [cries and hugs one of Fonzie's boots]
- Shirley Feeney: You can't keep the boot.
- Laverne DeFazio: I want it.
- Shirley Feeney: You can't keep the boot.
- Laverne DeFazio: I want it.
- Shirley Feeney: You want him standing barefooted for that big stag line in the sky?
- Laverne DeFazio: No, he'd kill me.
- Howard Cunningham: [Introducing Fonzie in drag to Laverne and Shirley's group] this is the Widow fonzarelli.
- Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: ["she" waves at them] Does she know?
- [Laverne elbows him]