- Roy Mustang: You can call me Roy Mustang. Or just Lieutenant Colonel. Hell, you can call me the Flame Alchemist. Whatever you do, remember the pain.
- Edward Elric: [speaking through a speakerphone he created] Attention, Gun-toting extremists! You hear me alright? Or did you blow your ears out playing target practice?
- Gunman #1: What the hell... is that?
- Edward Elric: Let the hostages go! You've got no right to drag these travelers into your personal politics!
- Bald: You're one of Mustang's secret agents, aren't you? Interfere and I'll kill these hostages, one by one.
- Edward Elric: You're just itching to draw blood, aren't you? Alright!
- [a large pipe appears through the door]
- Gunman #2: Looks like... a pipe.
- Edward Elric: Okay, passengers! Hold onto your seats, and get ready for some turbulence!
- Colonel Roy Mustang: My name is Roy Mustang... Or just Liutenant Colonel. Hell you can just call the Flame Alchemist. Whatever you do just remember the pain.