Growing Pains (TV Series)

Paper Tigers (1991)

Jeremy Miller: Ben Seaver

Quotes 

• Ben Seaver : [comes home wearing glasses for the first time]  One crack and I'm gone.

  Dr. Jason Seaver : [Mike laughs in convulsions]  Mike, cut that out.

  Mike Seaver : [as if in pain]  Oh, you don't know what you're askin', Dad.

  Carol Seaver : Well, I'll say something. I think you look brainy.

  Ben Seaver : AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.

  [he tries to run back outside, restrained by Jason] 

  Mike Seaver : Oh, don't stop him, Dad, my pancreas is about to blow.

  Ben Seaver : Dad, brainy is just another word for geek.

  Dr. Jason Seaver : Hey, I wear glasses, I'm not a geek.

  Ben Seaver : Sure, you've got a woman.

  [he leaves] 

  Mike Seaver : [playing it for all it's worth]  Oh, man, I gotta go lay down. I think I just hurt myself.