- Jimmy Finnerty: This is the coolest grill we've ever had!
- Tony Bustamante: [Gesturing towards the Finnerty's old grill] Well, it may not have the charm of a rusted hibachi wedged into a fish tank frame.
- Tony Bustamante: Never mind, baby girl. I'm not a big fan of these. You can't really get a good bagel in New York City. If you want a really good bagel, come down to North Carolina!