- Lily: Do you realize what you've done? You have literally pushed me off a cliff. You have literally pushed me to my death. I am literally dead, thanks to you.
- Sean: Me? Look, I'm not the one who chose to hook up with the Beastie Boys for an out-of-state drinking binge!
- Lily: That is so unfair! I only had one drink. Everyone else had, like, five.
- Sean: Good. Then you were sober compared to the boy who was going to drive you home to your certain death.
- Lily: You are so embarrassing! I am literally dying of embarrassment!
- Sean: You know, I really wish you would look up the word "literally", because...
- [Lily screams and storms off]
- Sean: Okay. So, I'm an idiot! They were totally playing me.
- Walt Finnerty: Yeah, it's amazing how your credibility as a parent just flies out the window when you look like ZZ Top.
- Sean: I don't wanna be the guy scolding his kid for getting drunk at Action Mountain, I wanna be the guy getting drunk at Action Mountain!
- Eddie Finnerty: [Rummaging in the refrigerator] What happened to the last beer?
- Claudia Finnerty: [Smirking] I'm drinkin' it.
- Eddie Finnerty: That's why I hid it in the back!
- Sean: How can you even call it a theme park? Because over there you've got the jungle part, then around the corner there's a rat on a skateboard! And on the other side you've got Space World 2000, because in the year 2000, we're all gonna be living in space! Well, guess what? We're not! So, I want you to tell me right now, what is the theme?