- Eustace Charleton Haney: [pitching his picnic package] Now, the picnic basket also contains this plastic chocolate layered cake.
- Lisa Douglas: What's that for?
- Eustace Charleton Haney: I'm glad you asked that.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: [to Haney] You would have told her anyway.
- Eustace Charleton Haney: This is my patented ant attractor. You just place it on the ground at least five feet away from where you're eating, and the ants are attracted by the life-like look of the cake. And while you eat in peace, they're breaking their little teeth on the plastic.
- Hank Kimball: [learning of Oliver and Lisa's picnic] Where are you going?
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: We don't know yet.
- Hank Kimball: Say, if you want a good picnic spot, I know just the place. It has all these beautiful trees, a stream runnin' through it, a waterfall...
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: [excited] That sound perfect! Where's that?
- Hank Kimball: Yellowstone National Park.