Green Acres (TV Series)
The Picnic (1970)
Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas
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Quotes
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Eustace Charleton Haney : [pitching his picnic package] Now, the picnic basket also contains this plastic chocolate layered cake.
Lisa Douglas : What's that for?
Eustace Charleton Haney : I'm glad you asked that.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : [to Haney] You would have told her anyway.
Eustace Charleton Haney : This is my patented ant attractor. You just place it on the ground at least five feet away from where you're eating, and the ants are attracted by the life-like look of the cake. And while you eat in peace, they're breaking their little teeth on the plastic.
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Hank Kimball : [learning of Oliver and Lisa's picnic] Where are you going?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : We don't know yet.
Hank Kimball : Say, if you want a good picnic spot, I know just the place. It has all these beautiful trees, a stream runnin' through it, a waterfall...
Oliver Wendell Douglas : [excited] That sound perfect! Where's that?
Hank Kimball : Yellowstone National Park.