- Lisa Douglas: [Oliver's received an offer from his old law firm] I wouldn't live here for anything!
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: But you're the one who always wanted to move back here?
- Lisa Douglas: That was before I saw what New York does to you. It turns you from a Dr. Jerky into a Mr. Hive.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: What are you talking...
- Lisa Douglas: Oliver, there are two yous: the New York you and the Hootersville you, and I prefer you when you're Dr. Jerky, which is the Hooterville you.
- Maitre d': Would you care to order dinner?
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: [his chair at the table has disappeared] I'd like a chair!
- Maitre d': What, may I ask, did you do with the last one you had?
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: I didn't do anything with it! I just got up to dance!
- Maitre d': With a chair?