- Walter: Would you like to try a Stankwell Falls Fizz, sir?
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: What's that?
- Walter: Two parts apple jack, two parts vermouth, a jigger of maple syrup and a prune.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: [reading the elopement note left by Eb] The girl and I have been fairly good friends for years. I can't tell you her name because I don't want her father to know.
- Lisa Douglas: That's strange. You'd think her father would know her name.