Green Acres (TV Series)

Double Drick (1966)

Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas

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Quotes 

• Lisa Douglas : Where is my husband?

  Larry Lawlor : Eh he just went up the pole. Does he always do that when he gets mad?

  Lisa Douglas : No, no, that's where the phone is.

  Larry Lawlor : Oh, that makes it handy.

• Hank Kimball : Oh, morning, Mrs. Douglas, how are ya?

  Lisa Douglas : Hello Mr. Kimball, I'm fine. Well, I'm, I'm not really fine, I have a little headache. Well, it isn't a little headache... it's a... it went away!

  Hank Kimball : I know someone who talks just like that. Well not just like that... What was his name? Oh yes, it was eh... No, it wasn't him. He had a Texas drawl. Well, it wasn't a drawl. Oh, you're gonna do some outdoor cooking?

• Oliver Douglas : Lisa, three from seven leaves four, any schoolboy knows that!

  Lisa Douglas : Well I was a schoolgirl. But I didn't find that out until I was twelve, I, I went to an all girl school.