The Greatest American Hero (TV Series)

Operation Spoilsport (1981)

James Burr Johnson: Major Dyle

Quotes 

• General Gerald Stocker : Alright Maxwell now who else knows about Operation Spoil Sport?

  Bill Maxwell : [going under the influence of truth serum]  My partner, Ralph...

  General Gerald Stocker : Ralph.

  Bill Maxwell : ... only one that can stop 'em.

  General Gerald Stocker : How can he stop the missiles?

  Bill Maxwell : It's a suit..It's ma... magic. Fly around in the sky. Alley-ooop! Come on, Ralph, not again.

  [laughing] 

  Bill Maxwell : Splat!

  General Gerald Stocker : What the Hell is he talking about?

  Major Dyle : Maxwell! Maxwell, how did you find out about Spoil Sport?

  Bill Maxwell : It's... T... H... E... M. Them. That's, the little green guys. A dead guy told us about it.

  General Gerald Stocker : How much did you pump into this guy?

  Major Dyle : Less than half a cc, I don't get it.

  General Gerald Stocker : He couldn't be faking it, couldn't he?

  Major Dyle : No way.

  General Gerald Stocker : He called me nuts. I think he's in line for a padded cell.

  Bill Maxwell : [sings flatly]  "Oh say can you see. By the dawn's early light." That's a hard lyric. I got the music, though.