- Tony Villicana: Chaffey for President, the guy's got charm, vote for him, or we break your arm.
- Harry Davidson: That's not a campaign slogan, young man, that's a threat!
- Bill Maxwell: You ever hear of tele-kinis or kinesis, however you say it? Moving stuff around by using the old gray cells. I'll bet you a nickel you know how to do that.
- Ralph Hanley: Yeah, if I could you've have been in Pittsburgh a long time ago.