- [last lines]
- Yvonne: So tomorrow Gregory wants to see *you*.
- Gary: Oh, I'm up before the beak, am I?
- Yvonne: He wants to audition you for the part of Justin, and I think you stand a really good chance 'cause I told him I wasn't prepared to snog anyone else on stage but my husband.
- Gary: Really!
- Yvonne: Mm. So if you fancy a practice tonight...
- [first lines]
- Ron: Hullo.
- Gary: Hi.
- Ron: And to what do I owe the pleasure?
- Gary: Well, it's, uh... it's a bit embarrassing, really. See, it's the end of the month on Friday, and Yvonne thinks I'm working for you, so... she's going to want to see some wages.
- Ron: Huh. What a quaint old-fashioned notion. Wages you can actually see. I know, you tell her you're working for me on a commission-only basis, and you're crap; she'll believe that.