- Vicar: Just a moment... You've been here before! Quite some time ago, I believe.
- Tim Brooke-Taylor: Yes, I was only four at the time.
- Vicar: I thought your face looked familiar! You haven't changed a bit.
- [the vicar is describing the strange goings-on that have driven everyone else out of town]
- Vicar: ...and then one night we heard strange sounds coming from Penrudden hill, and the next morning old Jed Tredinnick climbed up there to investigate. Gentlemen, he returned a mindless raving idiot!
- Tim Brooke-Taylor: I remember old Jed Tredinnick... He always was a mindless raving idiot!
- Vicar: True. But the people of Penrudden cove are a superstitious lot.
- [the vicar is threatening the Goodies with a shotgun]
- Vicar: If I've got to go, I've got to go. But I'm taking one of you with me!
- Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden: [All pointing at each other] TAKE HIM!