The Golden Girls (TV Series)

The Heart Attack (1985)

Betty White: Rose Nylund

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Quotes 

• Blanche Devereaux : What do you want to be, buried or cremated?

  Rose Nylund : Neither.

  Blanche Devereaux : What do you want to be, flushed down the toilet like a goldfish?

• Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : I knew this woman who went to Paris, went out to eat and she just had watercrest, because you know she didn't want to gain weight. And when she left, this gargoyle fell off the roof, hit her on the head and killed her! And just look at what her last meal was.

  Blanche Devereaux : That's horrible, here, eat up.

  Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Of course it'll be just my luck, I'll eat, I'll gain 40 pounds and I'll live to be 90.

  Rose Nylund : Me too, I'm as healthy as a horse, unfortunately I'll wind up looking like one.

• Rose Nylund : [Discussing her how her husband Charlie died]  He was all dressed when the paramedics got there.

• Rose Nylund : Maybe it's not a heart attack.

  Blanche Devereaux : She's 80 years old, Rose, at 80 something's got to go.

  Rose Nylund : Not necessarily, my grandparents all lived until their 90s, one was 102.

  Blanche Devereaux : In Minnesota, Rose.

  Rose Nylund : So?

  Blanche Devereaux : You know how they freeze dead and bring them back? That's like living in Minnesota. The cold slows down the aging process.