Gimme Gimme Gimme (TV Series)

Decoy (2001)

James Dreyfus: Tom

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Quotes 

• Tom : [Linda has told Tom she has six months to live]  I cannot believe you tried to fake some terminal illness to stop me leaving!

  Linda : Worked for Angie Watts

  Tom : Den and Angie were married!

  Linda : Well we might as well be! We live together, we always row, we never have sex - what's the difference?

• Linda : What's a motel?

  Tom : It's a hotel with a moat around it.

• Linda : [waking up from dream]  Agghh!

  Tom : [dressed as a bellboy]  Top of the morning lady! Half a crown and I'll stick your carpetbags right up your hackney carriage!

  Linda : How long have you been there, you freak?

  Tom : About an hour. You, mistress vile, have been daydreaming. Kept licking your lips and saying pries apart my curtains Danny...

  Linda : I dreamt I was in a haberdashery!