Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Just Like Gwen and Gavin (2006)

Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore

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• Luke Danes : I was having a dream. I was shopping for a car and I wanted to see the trunk space, and... 'cause I have a truck and it's convenient to haul things. So I wanted to see what the deal with the car was, and the salesman opened it. I asked him how many cubic feet it was and he looked it up in the manual and I was satisfied. So when he closed the hood, the bells rang.

  Lorelai Gilmore : You have very mundane dreams.

• Lorelai Gilmore : Kirk, you needed carnival-game volunteers and I volunteered. What's with the hassle?

  Kirk Gleason : We do things like ring toss and rope ladder climbing. Your choice is unorthodox.

  Lorelai Gilmore : That's because I'm not orthodox. I'm liberal with a touch of reform and a smidgen of zippity-pow.

• Rory Gilmore : Maybe this is a cheesy perspective to offer you, but Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale went through the same sort of situation. He found out he had a kid that he didn't know about, but they made it work. As far as I know.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Meaning?

  Rory Gilmore : If they can, you can.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Really?

  Rory Gilmore : They're people, you're people. I mean, you don't sing, and neither does Luke, but really neither do Gwen and Gavin. But they're still together. I think. I haven't read anything to the contrary.

• Luke Danes : [Taylor is video-conferencing a town meeting]  Where the hell are you, Taylor?

  Taylor Doose : I'm at my sister's in Maine. Anyway, we have never not had a Stars Hollow Winter Carnival. It's a hundred and twenty-five year tradition.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Is he getting to the point soon?

  Babette Dell : Yeah, come on, Doo-doo head.

  Taylor Doose : Fine, let's cut to the chase. I run the winter carnival, it's this weekend, and I am snowed in, unable to get back into town.

  [Gets no reaction from the town] 

  Miss Patty : So, what's this about, Taylor?

  Taylor Doose : Maybe it's the lateness of the hour or the computer connection isn't clear. We have never had to cancel a carnival, and it's absolutely impossible for me to get back into town to run it.

  Babette Dell : I must be tired. I'm not getting this.

  Miss Patty : It's like a riddle or something.

  Taylor Doose : People, are you not hearing me? I won't be there to run the carnival. Draw the obvious conclusion.

  Miss Patty : Oh, OK, I got it now.

  Taylor Doose : Thank you, Patty.

  Miss Patty : Kirk, could you take it over?

  Kirk Gleason : Sure.

  Miss Patty : Great. Anything else, Taylor?

• Kirk Gleason : [mumbled from outside]  Town meeting.

  Lorelai Gilmore : What was that?

  Luke Danes : Some dead guy yelling something.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Ghosts are yelling something outside the house?

  Luke Danes : No, guys I'm gonna kill yelling stuff outside the house.

  Kirk Gleason : [mumbled from outside]  Town meeting.

  Lorelai Gilmore : What are they saying?

  Luke Danes : There was a clown beating?

  Lorelai Gilmore : Huh! Not again.

  Kirk Gleason : Town meeting!

  Luke Danes : Now, they're saying, "town meeting".

  Lorelai Gilmore : Town meeting? At this hour?