Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Die, Jerk (2003)

Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore

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• Rory Gilmore : One of them, a married man, had a long conversation with, how shall I put this delicately? A woman of less than reputable nature.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Hmm... do hookers charge to let you talk to them?

  Rory Gilmore : Depends on what they're doing when they're talking to you.

• Lorelai Gilmore : Jason, this is my daughter, Rory. Rory, Jason.

  Rory Gilmore : Right, Scooper!

  Lorelai Gilmore : Digger.

  Rory Gilmore : Sorry, Digger.

  Jason Stiles : It's nice to meet you. And I don't really go by Digger anymore.

  Lorelai Gilmore : What is it, P. Digger now?

• Jason Stiles : Hey, did you get any flowers lately?

  Lorelai Gilmore : Uh, several times. Apparantly I have a secret admirer.

  Jason Stiles : I signed all the cards "Jason".

  Lorelai Gilmore : I thought it was Jason Priestley!

  Jason Stiles : You're disappointed.

  Lorelai Gilmore : No, I just wish I hadn't slept with Jason Priestley.

• Lorelai Gilmore : I wouldn't dismiss it so fast Mom, the internet is more than just good porn now.

• Bruce : Did you talk baby talk to Davey?

  Lorelai Gilmore : Yes.

  Bruce : Every second, Davey's brain is hard wiring for life, baby talk can retard list language acquisition rate, is that what you want?

  Lorelai Gilmore : Definitely not, I want him fully tarded.