Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
Die, Jerk (2003)
Alexis Bledel: Rory Gilmore
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Quotes
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Rory Gilmore : One of them, a married man, had a long conversation with, how shall I put this delicately? A woman of less than reputable nature.
Lorelai Gilmore : Hmm... do hookers charge to let you talk to them?
Rory Gilmore : Depends on what they're doing when they're talking to you.
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Lorelai Gilmore : Jason, this is my daughter, Rory. Rory, Jason.
Rory Gilmore : Right, Scooper!
Lorelai Gilmore : Digger.
Rory Gilmore : Sorry, Digger.
Jason Stiles : It's nice to meet you. And I don't really go by Digger anymore.
Lorelai Gilmore : What is it, P. Digger now?
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Rory Gilmore : Let's not make each other feel bad.
Paris Geller : Hey, hug a dolphin another day alright?
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Rory : [Rory and Paris walk into the common room] Fun stuff, huh, guys?
Janet Billings : Yeah, it's ridiculous.
Tana Schrick : I may have been here when it happened.
Janet Billings : And you heard nothing?
Tana Schrick : No.
Paris : Way to have that radar up.
Rory : Let's not make each other feel bad.
Paris : Hey, hug a dolphin another day, all right? We need to rev up the gunships and retaliate before the next strike. We gotta go full-out Sharon.
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Rory Gilmore : Oh, I've always wanted to see the Atlantic City boardwalk.
Emily Gilmore : I'll save you a trip. Tip an overflowing trash can on your front porch and walk up and down on it.