Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

But Not as Cute as Pushkin (2004)

Scott Patterson: Luke Danes

Quotes 

• Lorelai : Are you OK?

  Luke : I smashed my leg on a Thigh Master.

  Lorelai : I'm so sorry.

  Luke : Yeah, then I tripped and smashed my other leg on another Thigh Master.

  Lorelai : I'm sorry.

  Luke : Why the hell do you have so many Thigh Masters?

• Lorelai : I think it's going very well, you and me, you think it's going very well?

  Luke : I have very few complaints.

  Lorelai : I'm going right past the very few complaints comment because I know you're just trying to bait me... what complaints?