- Professor Roy Hinkley: The Mosquitoes left us a note.
- Thurston Howell III: They can write?
- Professor Roy Hinkley: Apparently...
- Gilligan: You're right that was a real rotten thing they did they leave as an album and they didn't even autograph it.
- Mrs. Lovey Howell: There you are. Thurston said you needed haircuts.
- Bingo: Split men, it's the Barber of Seville!