- Candice Muir: Jonathan, didn't Mom say that the Captain would get his power back?
- Jonathan Muir: Uh-huh.
- Candice Muir: Do you think we should tell Mr. Gregg?
- Jonathan Muir: Gee, I haven't the heart. I've never seen him so happy.
- Capt. Daniel Gregg: Morning, Madam. Would you care for some lemon with your tea?
- Carolyn Muir: No.
- Capt. Daniel Gregg: Oh.
- Carolyn Muir: I came to talk to you about hosting the PTA meeting here.
- Capt. Daniel Gregg: Impossible. A swarm of prattling women can reap more havoc than a school of killer sharks. I will not allow them aboard my ship. That's my final word.
- Claymore Gregg: You don't scare me. I know what happened. Lost your power, didn't you? Big old fire and thunder is nothing but a little pop gun now, heh-heh. Isn't that right, spook face?
- Capt. Daniel Gregg: Madam, I want your promise that you will never mention it again.
- Carolyn Muir: But a ship that can only be seen...
- Capt. Daniel Gregg: Promise!
- Carolyn Muir: All right. I promise.
- Capt. Daniel Gregg: Do you mean that?
- Carolyn Muir: Yes.
- Capt. Daniel Gregg: You really mean that?
- Carolyn Muir: No.
- Carolyn Muir: Guess what you just saw must have looked rather strange.
- Mr. Tuttle: Guess if a book don't wanna be read it just don't wanna be read.
- Claymore Gregg: Tell me it's true, even if you have to lie.
- Jonathan Muir: It's true.
- Claymore Gregg: You're lying!
- [women of the PTA find Gull Cottage cozy]
- Capt. Daniel Gregg: [to Carolyn] It's not cozy. It's trim! Madam, this is my final warning. Either take your meeting elsewhere or I'll conjure up a blinding thunderbolt that will send your guests scurrying away like frightened felines!
- Carolyn Muir: [smiling] Happy conjuring.
- Capt. Daniel Gregg: Madam, I order you to clear my ship of these women. This is my final warning!
- Carolyn Muir: Is this final warning more final than your previous final warning?
- Carolyn Muir: You know, Captain, at times you become almost... human.
- Capt. Daniel Gregg: You know at times, madam, I wish I were.