The Ghost & Mrs. Muir (TV Series)

A Pain in the Neck (1969)

Hope Lange: Carolyn Muir

Quotes 

• Capt. Daniel Gregg : Madam, you're making enough noise to wake the dead.

  Carolyn Muir : Very funny.

• Claymore Gregg : [concerned about the Captain]  What if, what if, what if, what if he finds out that I'm staying.

  Carolyn Muir : Oh, he won't bother you.

  Claymore Gregg : No, but he hates me.

  Carolyn Muir : He DOESN'T hate you.

  Claymore Gregg : He detests me.

  Carolyn Muir : He DOESN'T hate you.

  Claymore Gregg : Well, just the same, Mr. Muir... Please?

  Carolyn Muir : Oh, Claymore, speaking for the Captain as well as myself, I want you to know that you are as welcome here...

  Capt. Daniel Gregg : ...as an outbreak of scurvy!

• Carolyn Muir : Sometimes people are lonely... without admitting it - not even to themselves.