- Dr. Mangle: Prepare the hypodermic.
- Nurse: The death serum?
- Dr. Mangle: Yes. And sterilize the needle.
- Dr. Mangle: Sterilize the needle? But if we're gonna kill 'em...
- Dr. Mangle: Nurse, I may be working for KAOS, but I'm still a doctor.
- Chief: Doctor, what's wrong?
- Dr. Mangle: Well, he's had a slight concussion. His memory has become affected.
- Chief: Max, it's me, the Chief.
- Maxwell Smart: The Chief? Well you don't look like an Indian to me.
- # 99: Max!
- [grabs his shoulder]
- Maxwell Smart: Please madam, who are you?
- # 99: I'm 99!
- Maxwell Smart: Well, you look pretty good for your age.
- Maxwell Smart: I don't know what's the matter with me. I used to have such a brilliant mind, quick and incisive. Now I can barely remember my own name.
- # 99: Think, Max think!
- Maxwell Smart: Max! That's it, that's my name.
- Maxwell Smart: Well, Chief, you got here just in time. Here they are and we got them all the way down the line. You can throw the book at them. Murder, espionage and dispensing food without a license.