- # 99: Don't worry Max, we've got the best criminal lawyer available.
- Maxwell Smart: [quite exited] Gregson?
- Chief: No, he wouldn't touch the case.
- Maxwell Smart: [less enthusiastic] Boumser?
- # 99: No, he said he was leaving town.
- Chief: Right after he heard about your case...
- Maxwell Smart: [getting worried] Yarmy?
- # 99: No, he's defending the Boston Strangler.
- Maxwell Smart: [desperate] Don't tell me it's Hanrahan?
- # 99, Chief: It's Hanrahan.
- Maxwell Smart: I asked you not to tell me that! He hasn't won a case in 30 years!
- Chief: I guess he just want to keep his record perfect.
- Maxwell Smart: Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. For the past twenty minutes I have sat idly by while my worthy opponent, the prosecuting attorney has stood up here and made a complete jackass out of himself. Now it's my turn.
- Maxwell Smart: Now it's easy for the prosecuting attorney to stand up here and accuse me of all these horrible crimes. It's easy for him, he's got proof. But what about me?
- Narrator: Maxwell Smart is now a fugitive. There is no place for him to turn, no refuge, no safe haven. He must find the one handed man to prove his innocence. But always behind him is the specter, Sergeant Gronski, reluctantly pursuing him.
- Narrator: Once more Maxwell Smart is on the run. When will it end? When will he find peace? Who knows, who can tell? Another journey, another place. Beware the eyes of strangers, or even of friends, for they may turn against you. Keep moving...
- Narrator: Maxwell Smart can now walk instead of run. His days and nights of fear and hiding are behind him. He's a free man.
- Maxwell Smart: Do you have any vacancies here?
- Desk Clerk: We always got vacancies. What do you want, the bridal suite or the royal suite?
- Maxwell Smart: The royal suite.
- Desk Clerk: The bridal suite's nearer the bathroom.
- Gronski: We'll stakeout the hotel.
- Desk Clerk: Stakeout? That's the third time this week. Nobody believes I run a respectable joint. Eh house. Hotel.
- Ravage: That's 1200 games of solitaire you've played. Don't you know any other card games?
- One-Handed Man: One handed gin.
- Maxwell Smart: Well I guess that just about wraps up the case, Gronski.
- Gronski: Well I guess I was wrong, Smart. No hard feelings, huh?
- Maxwell Smart: No, no hard feelings, you were just trying to execute me.