- Gracie Allen: [interrupting examination of the defendant, while she sits in the jury box] Your Honor, I don't see why we waste so much time. Anyone can see this man is innocent, and that hat sale is going to be over at two o'clock.
- Judge Strickland: [angrily waving his finger from the bench] Mrs. Burns, I may hold you in contempt!
- Gracie Allen: [indignantly] Nobody holds me anyplace - I happen to be married!
- George Burns: [monologue] I still can't get over Gracie being on the jury. Now I know why Justice has that bandage around her eyes - she doesn't want to see what's going on.