Futurama (TV Series)

The Sting (2003)

John DiMaggio: Bender

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Quotes 

• Bender : All those times I said "Kill all humans", I always whispered "except one." Fry was that one. And I never told him so.

• Leela : Uh, were you just singing?

  Bender : No, I was tellin' you not to worry. I'm not allowed to sing - court order.

• Bender : You're screwier than my Aunt Rita, and she's a screw.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : These bees are larger than most Buicks, and twice as ugly.

  Fry : Larger than an American sedan? How big is the honeycomb?

  Hermes Conrad : Honeycomb's big, yeah, yeah, yeah.

  Bender : It's not small?

  Hermes Conrad : No, no, no.

• Bender : This is great! My buddy's alive, and his credit cards are valid again! Let's go get hammered!

  [All cheer] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : I should warn you. I'm a mean drunk.

• Bender : [Dancing to communicate with bees]  Hello, fellow bees. How's the abdomen? Swollen with nectar, I trust?

  Bee : Duh.

• Bender : Pick up the pace, lady! I'm sick of shaking my booty for these fat jerks!

  [the bees glare at Bender] 

  Bender : I didn't mean you're all fat! Just fatso over there.

  [points to the queen] 

  Bee : He insulted our fat queen!

  Bee Queen : You try keeping your shape after 10,000 kids!

• Leela : You took this from Fry's locker?

  Bender : Hey, the guy's dead! There's no law against grave robbing.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Bad news, everyone: you're not good enough for your next mission.

  Philip J. Fry : Yay! Not Good enough!

  Bender : We live to suck another day.

  Leela : Why? Says who?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Because! Says me! This job killed my last crew.

  Leela : What's the mission?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Collecting honey, ordinary honey.

  Leela : That doesn't sound so bad.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : This is no ordinary honey!

• Bender : Who will make Bender waffles just the way he likes them now?