Futurama (TV Series)

The Sting (2003)

Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela

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Quotes 

• Leela : In my dream, Fry said he hid a gift for me in his locker... if it's true, then he *must* still exist in some form!

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Of course he still exists... as a frozen corpse in outer space! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Huh!

  [moans] 

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : I made myself sad!

• [after seeing visions of Fry, despite his apparent death] 

  Leela : I'll find Fry's coffin, get his corpse, and keep it under my mattress to remind me that he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane!

• Leela : Uh, were you just singing?

  Bender : No, I was tellin' you not to worry. I'm not allowed to sing - court order.

• Leela : Are you saying I'm going crazy?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : No, no, no one's saying that. But I'm certainly thinking it loudly.

• Philip J. Fry : I thought if you heard a familiar voice, it might help you wake up. But who knows if it really got through?

  Leela : It got through, Fry. It got through.

  [hugs Fry and then whispers] 

  Leela : You could really use a shower.

  Philip J. Fry : [whispers]  You, too.

• Leela : [laying on a table]  Is this some kind of brain scanner, Professor?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Of a sort. In France they call it a guillotine.

• Leela : Bees communicate by dancing.

  Fry : Just like my parents! Oh wait, that was hitting.

• Philip J. Fry : [tearfully]  Just wake up, Leela. Just wake up.

  Leela : [wakes up]  Fry?

  Philip J. Fry : Leela! You're awake!

  Leela : Of course I'm awake. You wouldn't stop waking me.

• Leela : [after the crew has succeeded on a dangerous mission]  Burn on that old crew! The only things they did better than us were suck and die!

• Leela : Look, I'm scared too, but I'm more scared of disappointing myself.

  Fry : I'm not scared of that at all!

• Leela : You took this from Fry's locker?

  Bender : Hey, the guy's dead! There's no law against grave robbing.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Bad news, everyone: you're not good enough for your next mission.

  Philip J. Fry : Yay! Not Good enough!

  Bender : We live to suck another day.

  Leela : Why? Says who?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Because! Says me! This job killed my last crew.

  Leela : What's the mission?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Collecting honey, ordinary honey.

  Leela : That doesn't sound so bad.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : This is no ordinary honey!

• Leela : One spoonful to calm me down.

  [Takes a spoonful of Space Honey, and drops on the couch, with her eye half-closed; sits back up loosely] 

  Leela : Okay... I got a pretty good calm going. Two spoonfuls to help me sleep.

  [Takes a second spoonful and leans back against the couch] 

  Leela : Uh-oh, still awake... I guess one more spoonful couldn't hurt -

  [as she reaches for the Space Honey, she knocks over the jar of Royal Jelly, spilling it all over the couch] 

  Leela : Oh, my gosh! I'd better get a sponge!

  [the Royal Jelly is seen recombing and sliding up the couch to configure Fry's image; hysteric, Leela rubs her eye] 

  Leela : Fry? Is that you? I don't need a sponge!

  Philip J. Fry : [Smacks his lips and opens his eyes; he moves his arm in front of him]  Why am I sticky and naked...? Did I miss something fun?

• Leela : You call that a wound? That's a boo-boo, tops.