Futurama (TV Series)

The Deep South (2000)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg

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• Leela : I'm afraid Fry is suffering from ocean madness.

  Fry : Every time something good happens to me you say it's some kind of madness. Or I'm drunk. Or I ate too much candy. Well I saw a real mermaid. And I wish for once my friends would have decency and kindness to believe me.

  Leela : [whispers]  Ocean madness.

  [Fry storms out] 

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : He may have ocean madness, but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : This is the perfect chance for Fry to try out my new anti-pressure pills.

  [opens a bottle and a giant pill falls out] 

  Fry : I cant swallow that.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Well, then good news. It's a suppository.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Dear Lord! That's over 150 atmospheres of pressure!

  Fry : How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Well, it's a space ship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : This is uncomfortable and humiliating. Now if they were to make it in the form of a suppository...

• [Dr. Zoidberg's underwater home has burned down] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : My home! It burned down! How did this happened?

  Hermes Conrad : That's a very good question.

  Bender : [picking a lit cigar from the ashes]  So that's where my cigar was.

  Hermes Conrad : That just raises further questions!

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Ah, the exact center of the Atlantic Ocean. This seems like a logical place for fish to congregate.

  Bender : So we're in international waters?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Indeed, so.

  Bender : [speaking into a walkie talkie]  Falcon, this is Blue Raven. The goose has nested. Repeat, the goose has nested.

  [a man approaches on jetski; he and Bender exchange packages] 

  Bender : Hey, guess what you're accessories to.

• Fry : You find me fascinating, even when I'm not pretending to be a jewel thief or a lion tamer.

  Ombrial : Lions? You have sea lions on the land?

  Fry : Yep. We call them "land sea lions." I tame them.

• Dr. Zoidberg : [Wearing a giant conch shell]  Look at me. I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner.

• Fry : I like your tail.

  Ombrial : Thanks. I like those wriggly doodads growning from your hips.

  Fry : Thanks. They're called pants.

• Fry : So, am I going to drown?

  Ombrial : No, just relax and let the warm ocean currents relax your every muscle.

  Fry : Ah, yeah!

  Ombrial : Did it just get warmer?

• Hermes Conrad : I'd love to stay, but I miss my wife and oxygen.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Yes, we all miss our loved ones and gasses.

• Amy Wong : So Fry, Atlanta was an American city in your time?

  Fry : I think it was just an airport. They had a place where you could buy nuts.

  Ombrial : No! Ancient Atlanta was more than just a Delta hub! It was a vibrant metropolis, the equal of Paris or New York!

  Fry : That's right, honey. Whatever you say.

• Leela : It's pulling us under. Everybody inside.

  Dr. Zoidberg : Wait, I'll save us all by cutting the unbreakable diamond filament.

  [tries to break the filament, but it won't break] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : At least I'll die with all my friends.

  [notices everyone has gone inside] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : Hello?

• [while fishing, Leela pulls in her line to find Dr. Zoidberg holding a boot on the end] 

  Leela : Oh, Dr. Zoidberg. Since when do you even wear boots?

  Dr. Zoidberg : I wasn't wearing it. I was eating it.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : I have made the modifications on the ships engines. We'll be able to leave as soon as the papier-mâché is dry.

• Dr. Zoidberg : Fry, you can't stay here. Sure, they have the Braves, but it's a third-rate symphony.

• Fry : [running away after failing to have sex with Umbriel]  Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid? With a fish part on top and a lady part on the bottom?