Futurama (TV Series)
That's Lobstertainment! (2001)
Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Humorbot 5.0
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Quotes
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Bender : That plot makes perfect sense. Wink, wink.
Dr. Zoidberg : Bender, you said 'wink, wink' out loud.
Bender : No I didn't. Raise middle finger.
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Philip J. Fry : Well, we missed the premiere, and we're gonna die. Might as well enjoy the sights.
[a Neanderthal skeleton floats past the window]
Philip J. Fry : Oh, my God! Sylvester Stallone!
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Harold Zoid : So, you want to be a comedian, is it?
Dr. Zoidberg : It's my life long dream.
Harold Zoid : Well, that dream dies now! You're unfunny and untalented. That's why you're perfect for drama.
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Dr. Zoidberg : What category are they on?
Bender : They're giving out the minor technical awards. I think they're up to Writing.
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Calculon : Let me see the script.
[after reading for a second]
Calculon : No, I don't like the font. Wait. "Harold Zoid". Was this written by 'the' Harold Zoid ?
Dr. Zoidberg : Written and Xeroxed.
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Calculon : 400 categories, and not a single nomination for me.
Dr. Zoidberg : But you won this Golden Globe.
Calculon : Piffle! That's the Emmy of movie awards!
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Waiter : What can I get you gentlemen?
Dr. Zoidberg : Is bread free?
Waiter : Yeah.
Dr. Zoidberg : We'll split an order.
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Calculon : Let me see the script.
[after reading for a second]
Calculon : No, I don't like the font. Wait. "Harold Zoid". Was this written by 'the' Harold Zoid?
Dr. Zoidberg : Written and Xeroxed.
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Humorbot 5.0 : So I says, "Super collider? I just met her."
[Audience laughs]
Humorbot 5.0 : And then they built the super collider. Thank you, you've been a great audience.
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Waiter at Elzars : What can I get you?
Dr. Zoidberg : Is bread free?
Waiter at Elzars : Yes.
Dr. Zoidberg : We'll split an order.
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Harold Zoid : All right, that's a wrap everybody. I'm gonna see you all at the premiere. Which by the way, when is?
Dr. Zoidberg : Well, editing is a long and expensive process. But we spent all the money on pies, so it'll be ready Friday.