Futurama (TV Series)
Mother's Day (2000)
John DiMaggio: Bender, Robot Janitor, Igner, The Chain Smoker, Suicidal Man, Fan
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Quotes
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Bender : Ooh, a case of strawberry champagne. Don't mind if I do.
Electronic Mother's Day Card : No, Comrade Bender. Liquor is the opiate of the human bourgeoisie.
Bender : Say what?
Electronic Mother's Day Card : In the glorious worker robot paradise, there will be no liquor. Only efficient synthetic fuels.
Bender : No liquor? Do svidanya, comrade.
[tears up electronic card]
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Electronic Mother's Day Card : Come, Comrade Bender, we must take to the streets.
Bender : Umm, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets?
Electronic Mother's Day Card : No, the kind with looting. And maybe starting a few fires.
Bender : Yes! In your face, Gandhi!
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Bender : Come look, everyone. I got the dearest presents for Mommy.
Turanga Leela : Very nice. Where did you steal them from?
Bender : I didn't steal them, I bought them.
[everyone gasps]
Bender : I love her that much.
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Philip J. Fry : Hey, who's this guy?
Robot Janitor : I'm the janitor. Tryin' to take a nap, here.
Philip J. Fry : I'm sorry, I thought you were made of wax.
Robot Janitor : I *am* made of wax, what's it to you?
Philip J. Fry : I mean, I thought you were one of the wax robots.
Robot Janitor : Is there some reason a robot made of wax can't take a nap standing up in the middle of a bunch of wax robots? Or does that *confuse* you?
