Futurama (TV Series)

The Lesser of Two Evils (2000)

Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela

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Quotes 

• Leela : Space bandidos have been operating in this quadrant so you'll each take 8-hour shifts guarding the safe. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.

  Fry : Wait, hold on. I don't like the sound of that. Let's just go alphabetically.

  Leela : OK. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.

  Fry : Wait, let's go by rank.

  Leela : OK. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.

  Fry : Flexo outranks me?

  Flexo : That's "Flexo outranks me, sir"!

• Leela : I came so close to having that tiara.

  Bender : Me too...

  Fry : Well you two may be losers, but I just made out with that Radiator girl from the Radiator planet.

  Leela : Fry, that was a radiator.

  Fry : [pause]  Is there a burn ward within 10 feet of here?

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Everyone into bed with me. I have something to show you. Feast your eyes on *this*

  [Everyone gasps] 

  Leela : It's beautiful!

  Amy Wong : And huge!

  Fry : Can I touch it?

• Bender : Oh... I think I got whiplash.

  Leela : You can't have whiplash. You don't have a neck.

  Bender : I meant *ass* whiplash!

• Leela : How did Flexo steal the tiara?

  Fry : He must have zapped me with a sleep ray. You have sleep rays in the future, right?

  Leela : No.

  Fry : Then I must have fallen asleep.

• Bender : Being with you guys is the best time I've ever had. Hey, a suicide booth! So long, suckers!

  Fry : That's not a suicide booth, that's just an ordinary phone booth.

  Leela : What were they for?

  Fry : In New York, public restrooms.

  Leela : I need to stop for a moment.

• Bob Barker : So you lost the atom, huh? You're garbage! Human garbage! Do you brain-dead space jockeys have any idea how much that thing is worth?

  Leela : A hundred thousand?

  Fry : Two hundred thousand?

  Bender : Two hundred thousand and one?

  Bob Barker : [to Leela]  You're the closest without going over.

• Leela : Fry, why are you looking for Flexo in my underpants drawer?

  Fry : I didn't find him ten minutes ago, so I thought it was time to check again.

• Leela : Wow... The burial chamber of the 20th century's greatest spiritual leader - Al Sharpton.

  Bender : Oh... Now this guy had taste.

  Leela : It says he was mummified in ceremonial vestments.

  Fry : We sometimes called it a jogging suit.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Everyone get in bed with me. I have something to show you

  [everyone gets in bed] 

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Feast your eyes... on *this*!

  [everyone gasps] 

  Leela : It's beautiful!

  Amy Wong : And huge!

  Fry : Can I touch it?