Futurama (TV Series)

Bendless Love (2001)

John DiMaggio: Bender, Sal, Joey Mousepad, Flexo, Elzar

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• Turanga Leela : [Picks up L-shaped piece of metal]  This is a normal L-unit. Without it, space travel is but the fevered dream of a madman.

  Philip J. Fry : Yep.

  Bender : Of course.

  Amy Wong : Doy!

  Hermes Conrad : It's an important unit.

  Turanga Leela : And this, my friends, is the L-unit just removed from the ship.

  [Unveils a straightened piece of metal; all gasp] 

  Philip J. Fry : That doesn't look like an L at all. Unless you count lower-case.

  Bender : You know we don't!

  [Slaps Fry] 

  Turanga Leela : Whoever did this was strong. This is 340 pounds of Tonka tough steel.

  Bender : [Picks up L-unit]  Hmmm, it should look like this...

  [Bends into L shape] 

  Bender : ... but instead it looks like this.

  [Straightens it out again] 

  Philip J. Fry : Who would do such a thing?

  Bender : Who *could* do such a thing? And by that I mean this.

  [Bends L-unit back and forth] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : Well, gang, it looks like we have another mystery on our hands.

• Anglelyne : Bender! You tricked me!

  Bender : That's right baby, I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him.

  Anglelyne : Well maybe I love you so much that I love you no matter who you're pretending to be.

  Bender : Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that!

• Bender : You degenerate hussy! I'm disappointed in you too, Anglelyne.

• Anglelyne : Stop fighting! I'm not worth it!

  Bender : Probably not, but I love you!

• Joey Mousepad : Yo, get an eyeload of that filthy scab with the beard waving his filthy scab money. It's an insult to you, boss.

  Donbot : Yeah. That cash oughta be slushing my fund and kicking my back.

  Clamps : I'm greasing up my hoozits!

  Donbot : Whoa, whoa, Clamps. Not yet. Let's just keep an eye on him and see if he does it a couple more times.

• Joey Mousepad : He's flashing his cash loaf again.

  Donbot : How many times is that? Two or three?

  Clamps : Three.

  Donbot : All right, that's the necessary number of times. That scab's gonna have a little on-the-job accident.

  Joey Mousepad : With all due respect, Donbot, I don't think we should rely on an accident to happen. Let's kill him ourselves.

• Turanga Leela : Guidance system?

  Bender : Online.

  Turanga Leela : Automatic pilot?

  Automatic Pilot : Present.

  Turanga Leela : Dark matter indicator?

  Philip J. Fry : Making a noise.

  Turanga Leela : All systems operational. Let's rock.

• Bender : This comes as quite a shock. Then again, this is not surprising in the least.

• Bender : Hooray! I graduated. Time to bend around Europe for a few months, then get a job bending.

• Bender : Sorry I got you sent to that South American Turkish prison instead of me on account of mistaken identity.

  Flexo : You bastard! They treated me like an animal, and that's what I became!

  [laughs] 

  Flexo : Nah, you're all right. Good to see ya, buddy.

• Bender : Oh, I see! A bunch of stuff gets bent, so it must be the robot designed for bending!

• Bender : Okay, I've constructed an elaborate lie: I'll call Anglelyne while pretending to be Flexo, arrange a date, show up disguised as him, and catch her two-timing me with myself.

  Philip J. Fry : That's thinkin' like a man.