Full House (TV Series)
Stephanie Gets Framed (1991)
John Stamos: Jesse Katsopolis
Quotes
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Jesse Katsopolis : Steve... Steve, Steve-o. I can't help but notice that you walk like you still have the hanger in your shirt.
Steve Urkel : Oh, well, thank you.
Jesse Katsopolis : You're welcome. Steve, I'd like to help you because, uh, quite frankly, you need help. See, when you're walking, you gotta kinda be loose, man, like let it be cool.
[starts to slowly bounce]
Jesse Katsopolis : [Steve starts to bounce slowly]
Jesse Katsopolis : That's it. Loosen up, be very fluid. Be very fluid-y. That's it! Now... once you get it going, you shift the weight and you go.
[starts walking]
Jesse Katsopolis : And it's a strut, and it's cool, and it's a strut, and it's cool. See? Like that?
Steve Urkel : Very inspiring.
[tries to walk, but instead of a strut, he walks sidways on his toes bouncing highly]
Jesse Katsopolis : Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, uh, that's close.
Steve Urkel : Really? Well, oh. Well, that was a walk on the wild side. But, you should ty it with your elbows out. It's much better for circulation.
Jesse Katsopolis : Oh, really? Like this?
[sticks elbows out]
Steve Urkel : Yeah.
[Jesse starts to walk]
Steve Urkel : You're doing fine.
Jesse Katsopolis : You, know? I do feel the blood flowing better.
Steve Urkel : Yeah.
Jesse Katsopolis : It's very - WHAT AM I DOING?
Steve Urkel : Well, here's another fun way to kill time. Let's share a life story. I'll go first. I was born on a cold night in Chicago, 1976, the year of America's bicenntinal. My mom was in a great deal of pain and I was charging through! And...
Jesse Katsopolis : Uh, I think I hear the girls in the kitchen. Why, don't you just go and... yeah. Right in the kitchen area.