- Danny Tanner: Steve? You know where D.J. is?
- Steve Hale: I haven't seen her since you were yelling at her.
- Danny Tanner: Hey, I do not yell. I guide. And when I was done guiding, she ran out.
- Steve Hale: Man, sh-she must be really freaked.
- Danny Tanner: You really care about D.J., don't you?
- Steve Hale: I love her, Mr. Tanner.
- Danny Tanner: I wish you two would stop using that word.
- Danny Tanner: [walks in on DJ and Steve kissing passionately] You know, I heard that after a minute and a half, the human brain dies without oxygen.