- Jesse Cochran: Joseph and I must deal with your misconduct, young lady! Misconduct? Young lady? I really am turning into my father. If I start wearing a white belt and shoes to match, throw me down the stairs.
- Danny Tanner: I don't know why... I don't know why... I don't know why I'm wagging my finger at you like this.
- Joey Gladstone: When I was a kid and I did something wrong, my dad used to lecture me for hours about good and bad, right and wrong, until finally I beat the hell out of myself.
- D.J. Tanner: [reads Kimmy's note] 'Please excuse Kimmy from school as our pet rabbit is having bunnies and we want her to experience the miracle'. Your parents wrote this?
- Kimmy Gibbler: My parents are in Las Vegas, my big brother wrote it. It cost me 20 bucks but then... I got the money out of *his* wallet.