Full House (TV Series)

Blast from the Past (1989)

Bob Saget: Danny Tanner

Quotes 

• Danny Tanner : Kimmy, did you handcuff my daughters together?

  Kimmy Gibbler : Boy, nothing gets by you.

• Joey Gladstone : Jess, you don't understand. Patty was THE one. I was gonna ask her to marry me.

  Danny Tanner : Until she walked out on you. No phone call. No goodbye.

  Joey Gladstone : She left me a note.

  Danny Tanner : On her new boyfriend's stationary. Face it, Joey. She just ripped out your heart, and threw it on the ground... and did the Mexican hat dance on it.

• Danny Tanner : Jesse, I am about to make you a very happy man. According to your short form, you were getting back a measly... $352 tax refund. But thanks to using the long form, you are now entitled to... Pay the government $48.17.

  Jesse Katsopolis : I have to pay? I've been up all night with you. Haven't I paid enough?