- Joey Tribbiani: It's a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. I've always felt that we have this "special bond". Rachel Green, will you marry me?
- Rachel Green: What?
- Monica Geller-Bing: What?
- Phoebe Buffay: WHAT!
- Chandler Bing: You opened all the presents without me? I thought we were supposed to do that together.
- Monica Geller-Bing: You kissed another woman?
- Chandler Bing: Call it even?
- Monica Geller-Bing: [Gives each the high five] Okay.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Do you really want to start your life together by letting her down?
- Chandler Bing: Marriage advice? Really?
- [Joey thinks that Phoebe is pregnant and proposes to her]
- Monica Geller-Bing: Joey, you can't marry her.
- Phoebe Buffay: Hey, lady, your day's over. It's my time now.
- Rachel Green: Hey Joey, what would you do if someone that you slept with told you that she was pregnant?
- Joey Tribbiani: [warily] Who called here? Did she sound blond? Huh? Did-did-did she have an accent? I gotta make a call!
- [Starts to leave]
- Joey Tribbiani: I shoulda never walked into that Sunglass Hut!
- Phoebe Buffay: I may play the fool at times, but I'm a little more than a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won't quit.
- Dr. Ross Geller: [grabs a bouquet of roses] Well, I'm gonna go get these in some water.
- Phoebe Buffay: Wait, you stole those from these people's wedding?
- Dr. Ross Geller: No, no. I took them from the hotel lobby. Yeah, they think they can charge me for some dirty movie and a bag of Mashuga nuts, they got another think coming.
- [starts to leave]
- Dr. Ross Geller: Hey, my sweater! I've been looking for this for like a month!
- [He exits leaving a stunned Phoebe and Monica]
- Phoebe Buffay, Monica Geller-Bing: Oh my God!
- Joey Tribbiani: [slow on the uptake] Oh my God!