- Phoebe Buffay: [a Christmas song for her friends] Went to the store/Sat on Santa's lap/Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap/He said all you need is to write them a song/They haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along/So don't sing along/Monica/Monica/Have a happy Hannakah/Saw Santa Claus/He said hello to Ross/And please tell Joey Christmas will be snowy/And Rachel and Chandler/
- [mumbling]
- Phoebe Buffay: ... hangler.
- [finishes the song]
- Phoebe Buffay: Happy Holidays, everybody.
- Phoebe Buffay: [finishing a song she wrote for her friends] Spin the dreidel, Rachel.
- Rachel Green: That was nice, Phoebe, but Rachel doesn't rhyme with dreidel.
- Phoebe Buffay: I know, it's hard, but nothing rhymes with your stupid name.