Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Flashback (1996)
Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay
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Quotes
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Dr. Ross Geller : Hey, where is everyone?
Phoebe : Oh, its already closed. Chris gave me the keys to lock up. What is wrong?
Dr. Ross Geller : My marriage, I think my marriage is, um, kind of over.
Phoebe : Oh no! Why?
Dr. Ross Geller : Because Carol's a lesbian... and... and I'm not one.
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Phoebe : [opens apartment door] No! Mr. Heckles, no one is making any noise up here!
Mr. Heckles : You're disturbing my oboe practice!
Phoebe : You don't play the oboe!
Mr. Heckles : I could play the oboe.
Phoebe : ...Then I'm going to have to ask *you* to keep it down!
[slams the door]
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Dr. Ross Geller : [Ross and Phoebe are kissing] Wait, wait, wait, wait. My foot is stuck in the pocket. No I can't get it out.
Phoebe : Well, that's not something a girl wants to hear.
Dr. Ross Geller : Come on, don't start. Ow!
Phoebe : What?
Dr. Ross Geller : Stupid balls are in the way.
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Dr. Ross Geller : We'd be out and Carol would be like, "Ross, look at that beautiful woman," and I'd be like, "My wife is cool."
Phoebe : Do you think that-Susan-woman is her lover?
Dr. Ross Geller : Well now I do!
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Janice Litman : Janice has a question: Who of the six of you has slept with who of the six of you?
Phoebe : Its like a dirty math problem.
Dr. Ross Geller : The answer would be none of us.
Janice Litman : None of you have gotten drunk and stupid over the years?
Joey Tribbiani : Well, that's a different question.
Janice Litman : I find it hard to believe a group of people who spend as much time together as you do has never bumped uglies. I've got another question: Who of the six of you has almost?
Rachel Green : [they all quickly get up] Can I get anyone more coffee?
Joey Tribbiani : Hey, there's a dog out there!
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[flashback scene, 1 year before the pilot]
Phoebe : [looks through window] Cute Naked Guy is really starting to put on weight.
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Phoebe : I moved out.
Monica Geller : What?
Phoebe : I didn't tell you but everyone else knew. That's supposed to be a good thing. I forget why.