Friends (TV Series)

The One with Ross's Tan (2003)

Luis Antonio Ramos: The Tanning Salon Guy

Quotes 

• [Ross going to get a spray-on-tan at a salon] 

  The Tanning Salon Guy : Alright Mr. Gellar, right this way. So, how dark do you want to be? We have 1, 2, or 3.

  Ross : Well uh, I like how you look, what are you?

  The Tanning Salon Guy : Puerto Rican.

  Ross : Two, I think, a two.

• Ross : You sprayed my front twice!

  The Tanning Salon Guy : [looking surprised]  You never turned?

  Ross : No! I barely even got to three Mississippi.

  The Tanning Salon Guy : Mississippi? I said count to five.

  Ross : Mississippilessly?