Friends (TV Series)
The One with Ross's Tan (2003)
Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing
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Quotes
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Chandler : [Ross walks in with a really dark tan] Hold on. There's something different about you.
Ross : I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.
Chandler : Was that place the sun?
Ross : It gets worse.
[holds up his top to reveal one half of his skin is still white]
Chandler : Oh my God! You can do a duet of 'Ebony & Ivory' all by yourself.
Monica : How could you mess this up? It's so easy. You go in the booth, you count to five, and you turn around!
Ross : How do you count to five?
Monica : [counts quickly] One, two, three...
Ross : Dammit!
[Goes to the door to leave. Rachel enters, sees him and starts laughing]
Ross : I know!
Rachel : [after seeing Ross's tan] What is up with Miss Hawaiian Tropic?
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Chandler : Stop staring at my wife's legs. No, no, stop staring at your sister's legs.