Friends (TV Series)

The One with Ross's Tan (2003)

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay

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Quotes 

• Amanda Buffamonteezi : Oh, bugger! Should I not have said that? I feel like a perfect arse.

  Phoebe : Yeah, well, in America you're just an ass.

• [Phoebe & Monica are trying to avoid seeing their former neighbor Amanda, and Monica is on the phone with Amanda] 

  Monica : Hi Amanda. Uh, actually, now is not a good time.

  [Phoebe give Monica thumbs-up] 

  Monica : Dinner tomorrow night?

  [Phoebe gestures and mouths 'no'] 

  Monica : Okay, Phoebe and I will see you then.

  [Hangs up phone] 

  Phoebe : Why, why, why didn't you just say no?

  Monica : Well, I said no to her coming over now. I couldn't say no twice. I've got this uncontrollable need to please people.

  Phoebe : Fine, fine.

  [Walking into kitchen, visibly angry] 

  Phoebe : You would not hold up well under torture.

  Monica : Oh, and you would?

  Phoebe : [Quickly turns around]  I did.

  [Monica looks extremely surprised]