Friends (TV Series)

The One with Ross's New Girlfriend (1995)

Courteney Cox: Monica Geller

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Quotes 

• [Phoebe is cutting Monica's hair] 

  Phoebe : Relax; I know what I'm doing - this is how *he* wears it.

  Monica : How who wears it?

  Phoebe : Demi Moore.

  Monica : Demi Moore is not a he.

  Phoebe : Well, he was *he* in "Arthur" and in "10", eh.

  Monica : That's Dudley Moore! I said I wanted it like Demi Moore!

  Phoebe : Oh... Oh!

  Monica : Oh, my god!

  Phoebe : I'm sorry - I'm sorry! Which one is Demi Moore?

  Monica : *She's* the actress, who was in "Disclosure", "Indecent Proposal", and "Ghost".

  Phoebe : Oh! Oh, she's got gorgeous hair.

  Monica : I know!

• Monica : Hey, Phoebe - guess what I'm thinking!

  Phoebe : Oh, OK. How it's been so long since you've had sex, and wondering if they've changed it?

  [Monica glares at her] 

  Phoebe : Not even close...?

  Monica : No... only *now* that's what I'm thinking.