- Melissa Warburton: Phoebe, were you ever in a sorority?
- Phoebe: Of course. Yeah. I was a... Thigh Mega Tampon.
- Melissa Warburton: What one?
- Phoebe: Yeah, you know, we were really huge too. But then they had to shut us down when Regina Phalangie died of alcohol poisoning.
- Joey: ...'Cause in Joey Tribbiani, you get a minister, and you get an entertainer. I'm a "ministainer!" There's no one better, there's no one greater!
- Melissa Warburton: This has been so great Ray Ray, here's my card.
- Rachel: Oh wow, thanks. Oh, you're in real estate?
- Melissa Warburton: Oh no, that's an old card. I wanted to get out of that and do something where I could really help people and make a difference.
- Rachel: Wow, well what do you do now?
- Melissa Warburton: I'm a party planner.
- Chandler: You can't wear Batman's tux. I got James Bond's tux. You'll ruin the special time for me.
- Ross: Look, you're marrying the woman you love. It's special enough.
- Chandler: [mimics Ross] Me me me me me meh. Don't do this to me. I wouldn't do anything on your wedding to make you upset.
- Ross: At my wedding, you slept with my sister.
- Chandler: 'Cause that's what 007 would do.
- Melissa Warburton: [In awe] Oh my god, Ray Ray Green?
- [Starts screaming]
- Rachel: [Screaming too] Melissa!
- [They hug]
- Melissa Warburton: You have been M.I.A for the past seven sorority newsletters, what's up with you?
- Rachel: [Embarassed] Why don't I tell you over here?
- [They move far from the other friends]
- Melissa Warburton: So, last I heard, you were gonna get married
- [Takes Rachel's hand but sees no ring]
- Melissa Warburton: Oh, poor Ray Ray.
- Rachel: Oh no, no. That's good, it's all good. I actually work at Ralph Lauren.
- Melissa Warburton: Shut up!
- Rachel: I will not! I'm the divisional head of men's sportswear.
- Melissa Warburton: Oh, shut up more! Are you friends with Ralph?
- Rachel: Oh, please.
- Melissa Warburton: Are you?
- Rachel: No.
- Melissa Warburton: Listen, we have to have dinner, what are you doing tomorrow night?
- Rachel: Oh, tomorrow, I don't know.
- Melissa Warburton: You do now, you're having dinner with me.
- Rachel: Shut up!
- [for the upcoming wedding, Ross and Chandler have gotten suits formerly worn by movie stars]
- Ross: Hey, hey... why don't we put them on? You know, get a picture of Batman and James Bond, together.
- Chandler: I would, but mine doesn't fit. The pants are a little tight.
- Monica: Too tight? I can see double-O *and* seven in those things.
- Rachel: So Joey, I just hooked Ross and Chandler up with tuxedos for the wedding Do you need one?
- Joey: No, I'm performing the ceremony. I'm not wearing a tux.
- Rachel: Well, what are you going to wear?
- Joey: Multicolored robes. Ooh and maybe a hat.
- Rachel: Does Monica know about this?
- Joey: I don't think so.
- Rachel: Can I please be there when you tell her?