- Trudie Styler: Look, I just pressed a button triggering a silent alarm. Any minute now the police will be here.
- Phoebe: The Police... here? A reunion? Oh!
- Rachel Green: [as Joey starts to conduct a wedding ceremony against Dina and Bobby's will in the apartment] Joey, this is crazy!
- Joey Tribbiani: Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to God!
- Dina Tribbiani: [to Rachel] Thanks so much for meeting with me. Joey's told me so much about you.
- Joey Tribbiani: This is so exciting for her. Well, I'll let you two fash... ists get down to business.